“There’s something rather nice about spending the evening hitting things”
Janis Joplin performing at San Jose Pop Festival, San Jose, California, 1969.
when you know a word in english but not your native language
when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa
accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence
hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country
I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit
Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.
I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.
Long before bedside alarm clocks were invented, penises evolved to act as rudimentary sundials.